NARRATOR: First, it was the iPod. Then it was the iPhone. Now, let me introduce you to Apple's latest innovation, Apple Vision Pro!

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Smiling face of Martha, wearing the goggles.

 

NARRATOR (CONT'D): With the Apple Vision Pro, you can do more than you'd ever imagined before. Having troubles with your girlfriends? Don't worry. Pop on that Apple Vision Pro, and Siri can read their minds for you.

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Martha is at dinner with her friends Tacy and Stacy. Martha pops on her Apple Vision Pro and watches Tacy eye Stacy.

 

TACY: Oh Martha I just love that new bracelet!

 

TACY'S THOUGHTS: Actually it's ugly af. And I heard it's a knock off. I want to get up and go gossip about Martha with Stacy.

 

TACY: You know what Martha, we are going to go use the bathroom, be right back.

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The two walk away from the table and into the bathroom. Martha eyes the camera, shocked. 

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NARRATOR: Feeling self conscious about anything? Don't sweat it. With its new body analysis features, the vision pro's got you covered

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Martha looks in the mirror, squeezing her pimples.

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MARTHA: Ugh! I can't get this one

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SIRI: Don't worry, there is one under your nose you can get. And another on your chin. And two on your cheek. And don't forget those 10 whiteheads lined up on your forehead.

 

Martha pulls her face away from the mirror, and is overly puzzled

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NARRATOR: Feeling lonely when your husband is away on work? Don't worry. The apple vision pro has a recording database of all of your previous lovers and can create an AI hologram so you can sleep, on even the loneliest of nights.

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Martha snuggles with AI boyfriend, Matt.

 

MARTHA You know Matt, I never thought I'd be saying this but, I love you

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MATT: I am flattered, Martha. But I'm sorry. I am cheating on you. With three others. One of them being Tacy. And I stole your favorite necklace and sold it.

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Martha is overly shocked.

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NARRATOR: Not sold yet? Just to reiterate, it has all the features and tricks that several authors and Black Mirror have warned us about. But don't worry, those dystopias won't happen. We promise.

 

Narrator grimaces Evilly

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NARRATOR (CONT'D) So please, Join us. Buy the Apple Vision Pro. For the price of 9,999.99 and your first family home, you too can be part of the technology of the future.

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